Saturday, December 29, 2012

Chat About Satanism

Chatting while waiting to play League of Legends one day...

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PandaShadow joined the room.

ArmadillloHunter joined the room.

That Canadian joined the room.

That Canadian: ROAR

That Canadian joined the room.

That Canadian: HI!

ArmadillloHunter: why did i decline?

PandaShadow: im so confused

PandaShadow: lololol

That Canadian: grace

ArmadillloHunter: now im pending?

That Canadian: exit the thingy

That Canadian: then re-accept

That Canadian: and itll fix it

ArmadillloHunter joined the room.

ArmadillloHunter: mk

PandaShadow: there we go

That Canadian: i think league broke

PandaShadow: now swirly needs to not be in the queu

That Canadian: read the blue ! mark

That Canadian: at the top of the screen

ArmadillloHunter: yeah

PandaShadow: i know :(

ArmadillloHunter: i saw ten min ago

That Canadian: i think it broke

That Canadian: like my heart

ArmadillloHunter: but nobody would listen

That Canadian: I LISTENED!

That Canadian: ok i didnt

ArmadillloHunter: no you didn't

That Canadian: i lied

That Canadian: im sorry

ArmadillloHunter: lies and deciet

That Canadian: ill go punihsh myself with a rope now

PandaShadow: no one ever listens to my heart

ArmadillloHunter: NO!

That Canadian: YES

ArmadillloHunter: that would be sad

PandaShadow: and it breaks all the time

That Canadian: IT NEEDS TO BE DONE

That Canadian: i love you though!

PandaShadow: see? still not listening

That Canadian: dont let it break!

PandaShadow: my heart

PandaShadow: b

PandaShadow: r

ArmadillloHunter: you are not a houseelf

That Canadian: I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH DUCTTAPE

ArmadillloHunter: you don't need to punish myself

ArmadillloHunter: yourself*

PandaShadow: :'(

That Canadian: BUT i do have superglue

PandaShadow: :''''''''(

That Canadian: that could work

Swirlyburns joined the room.

ArmadillloHunter: nick gave me some duct tape

Swirlyburns: haha

Swirlyburns: my other friends are still tryna log in

PandaShadow: we do have duct tape

PandaShadow: mk

ArmadillloHunter: it has camo

That Canadian: I gave that bitch AIDS, Bitches love AIDS

DarkestSeme17 joined the room.

PandaShadow: chris

That Canadian: yes?

PandaShadow: you are so strange

ArmadillloHunter: yea

That Canadian: im special

That Canadian: and grace is weird

ArmadillloHunter: but we love you

ArmadillloHunter: no!!

PandaShadow: d'aw

That Canadian: well i love you too

PandaShadow: anyway

PandaShadow: we ready?

PandaShadow: to try again?

That Canadian: no

ArmadillloHunter: wait

PandaShadow: ...

ArmadillloHunter: its not fixed

That Canadian: the sun isnt in the proper alignment

PandaShadow: ......

That Canadian: we must wait

That Canadian: for the sun to be in the house of julius

PandaShadow: o...kay

ArmadillloHunter: there is no sun

That Canadian: THEN we can start

PandaShadow: let me know when i am cleared to start

That Canadian: EXACTLY

ArmadillloHunter: it is a bereft day

DarkestSeme17: start

PandaShadow: a day bereft of sun

That Canadian: NO WAIT

That Canadian: THE STARS!

PandaShadow: ...

PandaShadow: can i start now?

ArmadillloHunter: my horoscope!

That Canadian: sure

That Canadian: go ahead

That Canadian: ruin the stars

That Canadian: see what I care

ArmadillloHunter: its gonna be broken

That Canadian: i blame christina

Swirlyburns: I SHALL BURN THE STARS FROM THE SKY

That Canadian: she broke the stars

PandaShadow: did not

That Canadian: SHE BROKE THE STAIRWAY TO MY HEART

ArmadillloHunter: that's terrible

PandaShadow: oh my

ArmadillloHunter: you should be a poet

That Canadian: why thank you

That Canadian: i feel i really capture the moment

ArmadillloHunter: yea

That Canadian: well thank you <3

ArmadillloHunter: just like pablo neruda

That Canadian: who?

ArmadillloHunter: he was also obsessed with sex

That Canadian: is that a racist joke?

ArmadillloHunter: no

That Canadian: i think it i

That Canadian: is*

That Canadian: and i dont take kindly to that

That Canadian: it hurts me

ArmadillloHunter: no cuz of the rule

That Canadian: right here *points to heart*

ArmadillloHunter: what kind of racist joke could that be?

That Canadian: I'm going to go eat small children now, andtell them that grace will be waiting for them in hell with ponies and deadparents

PandaShadow: ...

PandaShadow: i am creeped out now

That Canadian: at least theres ponies

ArmadillloHunter: i can't believe you just said that

ArmadillloHunter: it hurts me

That Canadian: who doesnt like ponies?

ArmadillloHunter: i love ponies

That Canadian: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL

ArmadillloHunter: and small children

PandaShadow: id like to apologize for my friends being soinsane

Swirlyburns: sadly

That Canadian: ok then you should be happy im sending themto you

PandaShadow: i am very very sorry

Swirlyburns: this seems normal in comparison to some thingsI've seen

That Canadian: you can be their demon mommy

PandaShadow: lol

ArmadillloHunter: but they would still be in hell

ArmadillloHunter: and that's sad

PandaShadow: wtf

That Canadian: YOU CAN MAKE IT HEAVEN IF YOU BELIEVE

That Canadian: SATAN LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN

That Canadian: BOW TO THE POWER OF LUCIFER

PandaShadow: chris... are you on something right now?

ArmadillloHunter: satanist!

That Canadian: ACCEPT HIM INTO YOUR HEART AND SOUL

ArmadillloHunter: is this real life>

ArmadillloHunter: ?

That Canadian: FOR HE GUIDES US ON THE PATH TO REDEMPTION

That Canadian: REDEMPTION FROM OUR CHRISTIAN SINS OF OLD

PandaShadow: guys

ArmadillloHunter: my lungs are going to burst

PandaShadow: league is broken

Swirlyburns: poor riot

That Canadian: NOW GO! GO MY SON, AND BRING ME THE HEARTS OF17 YOUND FEMALE VIRGINS

Swirlyburns: never get things goin their way

PandaShadow: -_- chris...

That Canadian: FOR THEN YOU WILL BE SAVED

Swirlyburns: WHAT IS A YOUND, FATHER

That Canadian: SAVED BY THE SATAN IN YOUR HEART

PandaShadow: LOLOLOL

ArmadillloHunter: i will never bow to satan

That Canadian: sermon by Chris Poole: 9/15/2012

That Canadian: Thank you my children

PandaShadow: ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

That Canadian: for you may now be saved

ArmadillloHunter: you are killing me

ArmadillloHunter: i could not breate

ArmadillloHunter: *breathe

That Canadian: GOOD! LET THE DEATH COURSE THROUGH YOURVEINS!

PandaShadow: ...

That Canadian: FOLLOW ITS SWEET EMBRACE!

That Canadian: FOR THAT IS THE ONE TRUE WAY TO OBGLIVION!

That Canadian: GO! GO MY CHILD!

PandaShadow: i have to pee

PandaShadow: but im scared if i leave

That Canadian: ACCEPT THE FATE THAT IS PLACED BEFORE YOU!

PandaShadow: the game will start

ArmadillloHunter: if i go to hell, i am giving christina mycheese

ArmadillloHunter: and you can't have any

That Canadian: well thats rude

ArmadillloHunter: cuz you will have killed me

That Canadian: why would you such hurtful things

That Canadian: I have been nothing but nice to you

That Canadian: you are very offensive

ArmadillloHunter: well, maybe you could eat it

That Canadian: can i please be a satanist preacher?

ArmadillloHunter: cuz apparently other people don't eatcheese by itself

ArmadillloHunter: losers

That Canadian: i think itd be fun

ArmadillloHunter: you are good at it

That Canadian: well thank you

That Canadian: I found a website of satanist sermons

PandaShadow: im going to pee

That Canadian: I'm scared

That Canadian: It says I should sacrifice a woodlandcreature

ArmadillloHunter: you should add yours to the website

That Canadian: named thumper

ArmadillloHunter: haha

That Canadian: WHY, WHY NOT BAMBI

ArmadillloHunter: or bambi's mother

That Canadian: that whore had it comming

ArmadillloHunter: right on

That Canadian: I'm sorry i almost killed you

ArmadillloHunter: its okay

That Canadian: I didnt mean too

That Canadian: I only wanted you to accept satan into yourheart

ArmadillloHunter: i would be going to a better place,apparently

That Canadian: like any good human would do

That Canadian: for he loves you no matter your sins

That Canadian: I feel liek I would be a good satanist

ArmadillloHunter: he loves you more if you sin

ArmadillloHunter: aren't you already

That Canadian: Maybe

That Canadian: that's a secret
That Canadian: dont tell the children

ArmadillloHunter: you are so well versed in the culture

That Canadian: Ω HORSESHOE

PandaShadow: what is wrong with you?

That Canadian: ΩΩΩ

ArmadillloHunter: is that the bad luck or the good luckkind?

That Canadian: IT IS THE HOOFPRINT OF LUCIFER

PandaShadow: ...

That Canadian: ENSHRINE IT ABOVE YOUR BED

ArmadillloHunter: so if it was the other way, it would belucky?

PandaShadow: no

That Canadian: AND MEDITATE TO IT EVERY NIGHT OF YOR

ArmadillloHunter: like this U

PandaShadow: .

PandaShadow: ..

PandaShadow: ...

ArmadillloHunter: yes master

That Canadian: ACCEPT IT INTO YOUR SOUL CHRISTINA

PandaShadow: no

That Canadian: ACCEPT IT LIKE GRACE HAS DONE

ArmadillloHunter: DO IT!

That Canadian: FOR THEN YOU WILL FIND TRUE HAPPINESS

PandaShadow: nope. im too infatuation with an asian toaccept such nonsense

ArmadillloHunter: DO IT NOW!!

PandaShadow: nathan is way christian

That Canadian: ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS YOU IF YOU FOLLOWTHE PATH OF CHRIST

PandaShadow: im not giving up by going satanist

ArmadillloHunter: SUCH FREEDOM, MY SOUL HAS NEVER KNOWN!

PandaShadow: nope

That Canadian: SAVE YOURSELF NOW MY SISTER! FOR THIS IS THEONLY WAY TO 
REACH TRUE PERFECTION!

PandaShadow: man

That Canadian: LET SATAN TAKE YOU IN HIS SWEET EMBRACE!

PandaShadow: wheres nathan when i need him?

PandaShadow: he'd be on my side

Swirlyburns: hrm?

ArmadillloHunter: no, he would see our way

PandaShadow: nuh uh

That Canadian: MANY MEN YOU SHALL HAVE WHEN YOU ACCEPT THEPOWER OF LUCIFER

PandaShadow: i dont want those men

ArmadillloHunter: what if (insert name of male I recently liked but don't want to share with the world) was one of them

PandaShadow: im too picky

That Canadian: can someone please save this conversation

PandaShadow: and he isn’t :P

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